Every time I post my opinion about the latest version of Guitar Hero, people keep leaving comments to the effect, “Why don’t you just play the real guitar?”

Let me explain why I don’t go out and play a real guitar.

  • I’m at work by 7 in the morning, and get home at 6:30 in the evening
  • My 15 month old daughter then gets all of my attention until bedtime around 7:45
  • I then want to spend time with my wife until our bedtime
  • On the weekends, we actually have things to do like taking care of our daughter, fixing up the house, shopping, travel, friends, etc.
  • On my days off, I like to relax at home with my family

Given all that, going out to Best Buy, buying a game for $50 with a guitar controller and being able to play a game that simulates playing guitar, and being able to play anytime I want (perhaps at 1:00 AM) is far preferable to shelling out money for a real guitar, a monthly fee to someone else to teach me how to play it correctly, and the time it would suck out of my day.

Capish? Now leave me the hell alone.

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